Blagues en Darija

1-.Hada wa7ed lbanay bgha yed7ak m3a sa7bou , khellah ta dkhal l toilette o howa yebni 3lih 7ayte

2- hada wa7ed lma3gaz , kharjate mratou tsakhar mnine raj3ate da9ate 3lih o howa mafih maynoud ye7al 3liha , galliha siri l dar bak rak mtal9a

3- hada wa7ed rajel tzawaj b mra moutadayena , ja wa7ed nhar leghda o hya t7Ate lih bayd maslou9 o howa yegoul liha , o hadik cocote lach charinha? galt lih cocote katsaffar o tasfar 7ram f islma o howa yegoul liha ewa siri l dar bak o matraj3i ta yekharjou cocote ka twaddane :-)

نكتة جميلة لك مني اطيب التحيات يا كامليا

Ahlan camilia: 3andak barkana it9al9o
Chi Barkana khtar3o 9onbola Nawawia- Bombe atomique f Berkan. .Talbou mahoum bach ijarboha f Merikan Chno kan ljawab dialhoum ? Galou lik a lalla: "LLa , 9onbola Khtara3naha f Berken, o Njarboha f Berkan !"

Mossama7a a Lberkana

hahaha marocain bravo
Hadi wa7ed lberkaniya bghat te9tel rajelha w hiya dirlih ferdi f le7rira